Bilby 7

Bilby, thinking through what he was told, was in a dilerium.
He couldn't believe it....
Jacob's films were not the same at all, I mean There's something about Jethro was nothing like The Awakening...
And the similiarities between that and psycho killer, as he'd explained was only building onto and developing his ideas on murder horror genre. He has yet to show his full ideas....
But that was besides the point, what puzzled Bilby even less then that was how Josh was able to afford an apartment, and who the hell was this demon...
"The demon... He may call himself Lucifer, and he may now just be that... but he wasn't always. There was a mysterious appearance around the time the devil appeared to Josh..." said Jason.
"Who?" asked Bilby.
"Quinten Wroth was said to have spontaniously combusted the day the devil appeared", Jason was depressed, looking to the ground. "His blood made out the words 'I shall return to destroy David Cox...because he is such a shiv with a dirty bottom' ".
"Holy shit", exlciamed Bilby.
He stood up, all this knowledge troubling him.
Wait a second...
Josh was fucking that fairy?
Oh the little bitch, she was one of Josh's spies.
"Yep, you got that right", said a girlish voice behind him.
Bilby looked behind to see the fairy Becca once again.
Bilby took up his Claymore and Swung it. The blade caught the fairy and crushed it against the tree.
"YOU CUNT!", the mush explained. It suddenly dissapeared.
"Okay, i've had enough of this delaying. We move to Dormor immediatly. Bilby pack your stuff and lets move out. We have one more friend to visit, who will accompany us on our way there" said Jason, getting up off his wooden llog, putting down his bong and picking up his dinner blasters.
"Yeah, let us move" said Bilby.

Screams of pleasure were coming out of Dormor room 101. The room of Josh.
Josh was screaming in extacy, as he recieved fellatio from a pile of mush.
Sure Josh was a raging shanesexual, but he couldnt help but pass up any pleasure of the flesh.
Unfortunatly Becca couldn't reform properly, and had to remain a pile of mush that lived in josh's pants because she got hurt in real life, not ina dream.
Her mistake was her lifes error. She didn't know Bilby was powerful enough to pull stuff from dreams. That must be why Quinten was so interested in obtaining Bilby and extracting his life essence.
Jacob walked past and sighed.
He was no longer satisfied with Josh's place. It was one night he had sex with Christina Scabbia and he never saw her again.
What had Josh brought him since then?
and what kind of accomadation was his heaney hiney hole?
well now he was out of there he was happy. Oh well, he shall stick around. Ask Josh for some new game. If not, then it will be Josh's fate he'd be messing with next.
He walked in the room, knowing he'd seen Josh doing worser things when he's walked into the room.
"Hey Josh. More babes. Now." said Jacob.
Josh was still getting pleasured, scremaing in anticipation of what sensation will come next.
"Oh here" Throws Jacob a Bagel, "Take this, butter it up, microwave it for 5 minutes and fuck it"
Jacob will have his revenge.
He took his bagel for later and went off to plot his revenge.

"Bilby, you remember Steve Barron"
Steve started to beat the shit out of Bilby
"YOU CUNT, YOU TRAUMATIZED ME, I CANT SLEEP WITHOUT PICTURING YOUR NAKED BODY"
They had arrived in Dorgon.
Close to Dormor.
Bilby exlcaimed within the pummelling, "I'm sorry Steve... It was a time when i was on drugs. i even made that film about when i was on drugs around that time."
Steve got off him, and laughed "Yeah you tripped out bastard, you even thought you were dead"
Bilby replied, "I did. yes."
Steve then showed Bilby his skill.
He pulled out a battleaxe and within 2 seconds had made a tree into sawdust.
"I was practicing in our home world, when my awesome cutting skills cut a hole in our dimension. I got trapped in this one." Said Steve.
"Well off we go then", said Jason.

Meanwhile in Dormor, Jacob escorted Shane down a hallway.
Jacobs plan was perfect.
Josh thinks he's in bed with Becca, but...

Josh was in bed enjoying awesome head from Becca.
All of a sudden, Shane walks in.
"Oh god Josh, HOW COULD YOU?"
"don't worry baby, it's my magical reward from this fairy"
"That's not a fairy it's Frazer Logan"
Josh looks next to him and see's flogan.
"You really fucked up there didnt ya?"
Shane ran out the room, "I misss bilby so much. HOLD ME IN YOUR ARMS AGAIN."
Shane then tore a wall in the universe and returned to the real world.
Yeah...that's his power.
Josh knew it was Jacob that did that to him.
In the meantime Jacob was storming out the castle with Becca in a cage.
He had enough, and was leaving... He knew Josh would come ater to confront him, but he was ready.
If he didnt come out that time portal and butchered those priests, gaining his awesome powers before seeing Josh in his flat (explaining Jacobs epic beard), then he wouldnt be able to fight back.
But considering one controlled matter, and one controlled magic. it would be an interesting confrontation.
Jacob carried onto mount Ujif. He knew Josh would leave Dormor to see him there. Too bad by the time Bilby got to Dormor Josh would be dead, and he'll never find Shane or a way home again.
Unless of course he met Jason who could make him a way home.
He just wished, that at the end of all this, Quinten won't find out....